Dia:Beacon (How to Visit an Art Museum)

 

How to visit an art museum:

  1. Forget to check your bag and walk back to the entrance to do so, else suffer the wrath of Museum employees

  2. Walk around

  3. Be a bit confused

  4. Get over the fact that some of this stuff is not meant for your understanding

  5. Appreciate what you see, and the people behind it; Make a mental note of your favorite artists for future excitement when/if visiting another museum they appear at

  6. Make a few jokes with your friends, inspired by the art, ensuring to avoid museum employees eyeing you for your humor

  7. Visit and spend at least 1 hour at the bookstore