THE WHITE CAT MEME

When you set your alarm for 7:00AM and you wake up at 10:00AM two days later.

When you talk about how broke you are and then proceed to purchase a $10 kombucha.

When your friends don't want to go clubbing after the bar and they call themselves your friends.

When you start a group message and your text becomes a green bubble.

When Jay-Z cheats on Beyonce & you recall the love letter you sent her at age 11.

When it's the New Year and you still don't have six pack abs or 18 million dollars.

When a celebrity uploads a video bad-mouthing their haters while an orange clown destroys the world.

When you open a bag of chips and you find out you're the victim of an air scam.

When you click on a news link with a really enticing headline and there's only one paragraph of text.

When you see another popular TV show or movie everyone's hyped on but still no Asian cast member.

When *name_of_current_hot_male_celebrity* lives in the same city as you yet never hits you up to meet, become soulmates, or ask for your hand in marriage.